By Justin Racz
Satirist Justin Racz, writer of the wildly profitable 50 Jobs Worse Than Yours, returns to the realm of booths, water coolers, and boardrooms-this time concentrating on the workingman's final nemesis: his boss. From the bullies to the bureaucrats to the bunglers, bosses are as unavoidable as they're unbearable. fortunately, 50 Bosses Worse Than Yours is right here to remind us that regardless of how undesirable we expect now we have it, there are worse humans to be taking orders from. together with entries resembling "Condescending Rita," "Enforced After-Work beverages Proposer," "Ten Years more youthful Than You and Makes Double Your Salary," and the unique undesirable boss, "Your Dad," this booklet offers the main insufferable, cruel-intentioned, and mind-bogglingly incompetent employers ever to go through Human assets. The 6th installment within the highly profitable Worse Than Yours series-with greater than 150,000 copies in print-is a hilarious send-up of lifestyles within the workplace.
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Five-Point Plan 46. The Infirm 47. Out to Pasture 48. The Fitness Fanatic 49. The Ventriloquist 50. '70s Dude Turned Corporate 51. Your Boss 1. The Former Thespian During meetings he brags about his role as Hamlet in summer stock. So far, he has yet to take any sort of lead at the company. Everyone knows he takes off early to audition for commercials, mostly voice-over work—the fast-talking legal guy at the end of the spot. Company karaoke outing at Singnatures. "The theater critic at the Saratoga Gazette said, and I quote, 'Never have I seen, nor will I again, such a modern interpretation of Hamlet.
50 Bosses Worse Than Yours by Justin Racz